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I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

September 11, 2012


I am tired. Weary in a way that seeps in along the sheath of my veins and pools, collecting at at my juncture points. ( As an aside these sheaths actually exist- it is made of fascia and wraps the vein in this protective layer of tissue. true story).Elbows and knees and and the place where my […]

Teaching Love Learning and Firefights.

May 3, 2012


Teaching I love to teach and I love to give to others. Things that pair well in my chosen profession(s).  When I was a little Ahimsamaven I would learn things and then get excited about said thing and then tell EVERYONE about it…ad infinitum. Mom…MOM..MOOOOM! Did you know that Tyrannosaurus’ have little baby arms! Wanna […]

Love, Light and Sunshine Martini’s

April 26, 2012


So. When I told my family that I wanted to be a yoga instructor – my mother tilted her head gave me her one eyebrow raised questioning ( the dreaded look of judgment) and said, “ Why did you spend $60, 000 on a graduate degree to teach fitness classes for a living?” My ever […]

5 second dance party.

April 23, 2012


It is day one of my birthday week and I have decided to regale you with my life stories. So. I have had this awesome musically influenced life. The Grand Chu introduced me to so many under-ground bands when I was a little yogini that there is not a day that goes by where I […]